{"id":355,"date":"2010-09-18T15:12:32","date_gmt":"2010-09-18T15:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/?p=355"},"modified":"2010-09-18T15:12:32","modified_gmt":"2010-09-18T15:12:32","slug":"hallelujah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/?p=355","title":{"rendered":"Hallelujah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the  man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the  donkey of a preacher).\u00a0 The only way to make the donkey go, is to say,\u00a0  &#8220;Hallelujah!&#8221; The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, &#8220;Amen!&#8221;<br \/>\nThe  man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try  out the preacher&#8217;s instructions.<br \/>\n&#8220;Hallelujah!&#8221; shouted the man. The donkey  began to trot. &#8220;Amen!&#8221; shouted the man. The donkey stopped  immediately.<br \/>\n&#8220;This is great!&#8221; said the man. With a &#8220;Hallelujah&#8221;, he rode off  very proudof his new purchase.<br \/>\nThe man travelled for a long time  through some mountains. Soon he was heading towards a cliff. He could not  remember the word to make the donkey stop.<br \/>\n&#8220;Stop,&#8221; said the man.  &#8220;Halt!&#8221; he cried. The donkey just kept going. &#8220;Oh, no&#8230;  Bible&#8230;Church!&#8230;Please Stop!!,&#8221; shouted the man.<br \/>\nThe donkey just began to  trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the cliff edge.<br \/>\nFinally, in desperation, the man said a prayer&#8230;&#8221;Please, dear Lord. Please  make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus  name, AMEN.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge  of the cliff.<br \/>\n&#8220;HALLELUJAH!&#8221;, shouted the man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher).\u00a0 The only way to make the donkey go, is to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/?p=355\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joyfull"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":356,"href":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions\/356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pilgrimpath.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}