“Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”<\/p>\n
“No.”<\/p>\n
“Did you check for blood pressure?”<\/p>\n
“No.”<\/p>\n
“Did you check for breathing?”<\/p>\n
“No.”<\/p>\n
“So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”<\/p>\n
“No.”<\/p>\n
“How can you be so sure, Doctor?”<\/p>\n
“Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”<\/p>\n
“But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”<\/p>\n
“It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” “No.” “Did you check for blood pressure?” “No.” “Did you check for breathing?” “No.” “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the … Continue reading