A friend in the USA sent me this one:<\/p>\n
There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I “Parcel post, ma’am. I have a package that needs a “Could I see some ID?” I said, still not convinced. A friend in the USA sent me this one: There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, “Who’s there?” “Parcel post, ma’am. I have a package that needs … Continue reading
\nalways do I first opened the peephole and asked, “Who’s
\nthere?”<\/p>\n
\nsignature.”
\n“Where’s the package?” I asked suspiciously.\u00a0 The\u00a0deliveryman held it up.<\/p>\n
\n“Lady,” he replied wearily, “if I wanted to break into your house, I’d probably just use these.” And he pulled\u00a0out the keys I had left in the door.
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